In a way that somebody else converts to Judaism or becomes a Hare Krishna, I belong to the church of fried chicken.

I'm not of the American ilk that, you know, your lover needs to be your best friend and know you inside out. I think he should know you well enough to please you. Otherwise, what secret will there be to tell him when you're ninety?

In a way that somebody else converts to Judaism or becomes a Hare Krishna, I belong to the church of fried chicken.

It doesn't matter how precisely the onion is cut as long as the person chewing it is happy.

India's had two groovy moments. Once when the Beatles went to India and now when Madonna has embraced yoga.

The best thing you can do for someone is make them a beautiful plate of food. How else can you invade someone's body without actually touching them?

In southern Spain, they made me eat a bull's testicles. They were really garlicky, which I don't like. I prefer to take a bull by the horns, not by, um...