If I'll be a President the inaugural balls will be replaced with an inaugural Rock Band party. For expert-level players only. Don't even think about getting on drums. I play drums.

There is no sin worse in life than being boring and nothing worse than letting other people tell you what to do.

It will work. I am a marketing genius.

My kitchen looks like the one from my childhood - very homey, with a little bit of Alice in Wonderland!

People just - they don't really know me. They see me on "The Simple Life," they think that's really who I am.

A lot of my dreams have to do with animals I think because I'm such a huge animal lover. I have so many pets. I always have crazy dreams where I'm like riding an elephant through the jungle or hanging out with a bunch of monkeys.

I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun.