Correct me if I'm wrong - the gizmo is connected to the flingflang connected to the watzis, watzis connected to the doo-dad connected to the ding dong.

One-newspaper towns are not good because all the surviving newspaper does is print money. They make 25 percent on their money every year, and if they go down to 22 percent, they start laying people off.

Journalism was looked upon as a more noble thing than it is now. I don't know if it carries the same cachet that it did then.

I don't think there's more than half-a-dozen cartoons that I've been really truly happy with in all the time I've been doing it.

Some days you feel like this is really going well. You can tell. Other days, you're just drawing like a farmer and you don't know why.

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon.

I've always looked upon politics as a very boring thing. Politics never interested me as much as the people involved in it.