Journalism was looked upon as a more noble thing than it is now. I don't know if it carries the same cachet that it did then.

Correct me if I'm wrong - the gizmo is connected to the flingflang connected to the watzis, watzis connected to the doo-dad connected to the ding dong.

I hate changes of administrations, because I have all my villains in place and they are all taken away and replaced with faceless wonders nobody knows.

If it were not for the fact that editors have become so timorous in these politically correct times, I would probably have a greater readership than I have.

An outsider's point of view is always handy.

I see myself as an artist who happens to do cartoons.

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon.