There is a certain comfort in waking up and finding that Michael Jackson is still the Big Story. At least it tells you that nothing horrible has happened in the world that would force them to move on to real news.

Once you buy a prize, it's yours to keep.

Being a conservative in Hollywood is like walking into a shooting range with a bull's-eye attached to your body. There are more of us than you would believe, but if you want to keep working, you feel like you have to keep quiet.

There's a difference between climate & weather, moron!

Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user

The most important political task facing the out-of-power party - the Democrats for now - is creating a villain to run against. It's certainly easier than developing some grand new ideas or policies on which to campaign.

Global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists knowingly misleading for their own ends.