Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey.

I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like going, 'Uhhh, I'm done' when I eat.

I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.

I like to be loved or hated - I don't like mediocre. So I'd rather have the entire crowd hate me than to have 90% hate me.

Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single time, with the same decibel level.

I wanna say 'China', but I don't really mean 'China.' I just mean the places that Chinese people come from.

I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.