I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.
People say life ain't fairlife is very fair. People aren't fairpeople are terrible.
Women expect us to like them, but they don't even like each other
I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like going, 'Uhhh, I'm done' when I eat.
I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.
Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey.