Women expect us to like them, but they don't even like each other

I generally don't like living in a world where being what a man is, is a horrible thing; and no matter what a woman is, is a wonderful thing.

I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song.

I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like going, 'Uhhh, I'm done' when I eat.

Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods.

What I'm trying to do is be righteous. And when I say “righteous,” I don't mean God. You know? God- Righteous. I mean just when I wake up, I know I was honest to myself.

I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.