Women expect us to like them, but they don't even like each other

I wanna say 'China', but I don't really mean 'China.' I just mean the places that Chinese people come from.

I generally don't like living in a world where being what a man is, is a horrible thing; and no matter what a woman is, is a wonderful thing.

I like to be loved or hated - I don't like mediocre. So I'd rather have the entire crowd hate me than to have 90% hate me.

I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like going, 'Uhhh, I'm done' when I eat.

Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey.

Ive still got that little freedom part of me that wants to have a car that looks really sexy.