I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like going, 'Uhhh, I'm done' when I eat.

People say life ain't fairlife is very fair. People aren't fairpeople are terrible.

I'm a thigh-meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat - I don't get chicken breast. I think it's a publicity stunt that we've convinced people it's delicious.

Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how to kill - but also learned when a crowd's laughter is meaningful.

Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods.

I wanna say 'China', but I don't really mean 'China.' I just mean the places that Chinese people come from.

I like to be loved or hated - I don't like mediocre. So I'd rather have the entire crowd hate me than to have 90% hate me.