People say life ain't fairlife is very fair. People aren't fairpeople are terrible.

I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like going, 'Uhhh, I'm done' when I eat.

I'm really glad my food comes murdered.

Women don't want to win, they want a winner.

What I'm trying to do is be righteous. And when I say “righteous,” I don't mean God. You know? God- Righteous. I mean just when I wake up, I know I was honest to myself.

Ive still got that little freedom part of me that wants to have a car that looks really sexy.

I'm a decent cook, and I will try to cook anything. My only weakness is that I don't know servings - I only know how to make a lot.