I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song.

I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.

I generally don't like living in a world where being what a man is, is a horrible thing; and no matter what a woman is, is a wonderful thing.

Women expect us to like them, but they don't even like each other

I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.

Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods.

I'm really glad my food comes murdered.