I'm really glad my food comes murdered.

What I'm trying to do is be righteous. And when I say “righteous,” I don't mean God. You know? God- Righteous. I mean just when I wake up, I know I was honest to myself.

Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey.

I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song.

I like to be loved or hated - I don't like mediocre. So I'd rather have the entire crowd hate me than to have 90% hate me.

I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.

I generally don't like living in a world where being what a man is, is a horrible thing; and no matter what a woman is, is a wonderful thing.