I'm really glad my food comes murdered.

I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.

Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how to kill - but also learned when a crowd's laughter is meaningful.

I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like going, 'Uhhh, I'm done' when I eat.

I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song.

People say life ain't fairlife is very fair. People aren't fairpeople are terrible.

I'm a decent cook, and I will try to cook anything. My only weakness is that I don't know servings - I only know how to make a lot.