I'm a decent cook, and I will try to cook anything. My only weakness is that I don't know servings - I only know how to make a lot.

I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.

I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song.

I'm really glad my food comes murdered.

I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.

Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods.

Women don't want to win, they want a winner.