I'm a decent cook, and I will try to cook anything. My only weakness is that I don't know servings - I only know how to make a lot.

Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey.

People have tried to corner the market on being offended, corner the market on language and corner the market on opinion. Should I lose my job 'cause I offended somebody? No, of course not. Your life should never be affected by public opinion.

I'm really glad my food comes murdered.

People say life ain't fairlife is very fair. People aren't fairpeople are terrible.

I wanna say 'China', but I don't really mean 'China.' I just mean the places that Chinese people come from.

What I'm trying to do is be righteous. And when I say “righteous,” I don't mean God. You know? God- Righteous. I mean just when I wake up, I know I was honest to myself.