Women don't want to win, they want a winner.

I wanna say 'China', but I don't really mean 'China.' I just mean the places that Chinese people come from.

I'm a thigh-meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat - I don't get chicken breast. I think it's a publicity stunt that we've convinced people it's delicious.

I generally don't like living in a world where being what a man is, is a horrible thing; and no matter what a woman is, is a wonderful thing.

Women expect us to like them, but they don't even like each other

I'm really glad my food comes murdered.

Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how to kill - but also learned when a crowd's laughter is meaningful.