Women don't want to win, they want a winner.

Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods.

Not everybody should be laughing at everything at the same time. That's not even natural. My thing is to feel natural, because I don't want to feel like I could just make people laugh at every single joke, every single time, with the same decibel level.

I'm a decent cook, and I will try to cook anything. My only weakness is that I don't know servings - I only know how to make a lot.

People say life ain't fairlife is very fair. People aren't fairpeople are terrible.

I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song.

Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how to kill - but also learned when a crowd's laughter is meaningful.