Women don't want to win, they want a winner.

I wanna say 'China', but I don't really mean 'China.' I just mean the places that Chinese people come from.

Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods.

People have tried to corner the market on being offended, corner the market on language and corner the market on opinion. Should I lose my job 'cause I offended somebody? No, of course not. Your life should never be affected by public opinion.

Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey.

I'm a thigh-meat dude. Thigh is just the best meat - I don't get chicken breast. I think it's a publicity stunt that we've convinced people it's delicious.

I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song.