Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.
Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.
Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.
I'm so loyal, I haven't bathed in weeks!