The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.
Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!
Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.
Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.
Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!