If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there.

We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We'd have eaten ourselves alive long ago.

George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.

The problem is, and I'm just as guilty of this, a lot of people see their follower count increase and mistake that for friendships. It's great to have followers, especially if you want to sell albums, promote shows, or promote your friends, but you still need to get outside and talk to other human beings.

Doing 'Young Adult' was really reassuring to me in a lot of ways. It confirmed a lot of suspicions I had about great actors.

As you get older, as a comedian, and keep doing it, what you actually start to cherish on stage is not the build-up to the jokes, but how comfortable you can be in the silence and the non-laughing parts, and how long you can take the audience without a laugh to then get a huge reaction.

To get asked to do stuff like 'United States Of Tara' and 'Caprica' is terrific. I can't complain.