If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there.

I look pretty nondescript. I don't go out of my way to... I don't express my personality with my clothes, with my car or my, you know, house. I express with my personality; so as far as what I wear - I don't really care about that.

Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits.

We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe.

In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writing.

I think the kind of person that gravitates toward New York is a person that's not so much focused on controlling exactly how they appear and how they exit. They're more fascinated with the process.

I have some shorter stories coming out in other books early next year. I might be pitching a re-vamp of Ghost Rider in the spring. We'll see.