If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there.

Having enough money has to go hand in hand with living in a way that you're not being a slave to your possessions.

I'm still very much an atheist, except that I don't necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that's a weird thing that I'm struggling with that seems to be offending both atheists and people that are religious.

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

I have a lot of friends who were stand-ups, and they just stopped after a while, because they didn't like that battle, or they just couldn't do it. And then they would get on a sitcom and get visible and get back into it, because the audience was just way easier on them. But they lost those crucial years of learning to turn any audience into your audience.

Any comedian who tells you how dark and dangerous they are, they're not dark and dangerous.

What I'm realizing as I get older is that a movie's mainstream success is just as unpredictable as a movie's cult success. Plenty of movies that are truly odd and deserve cults, don't have cults. It's just as much of a crapshoot to be a cult hit as it is to be a mainstream success. Isn't that weird?