If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there.

I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.

I never said that movies were struggling behind TV. I'm just saying that movies have a better creative cache.

I hate all sidekicks.

I've had some pretty good arguments with people, but I've never regretted it. I've had people come up where it's all emotion and no fact. That's always sad.

90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on.

Every zombie story is fundamentally about a breakdown of order, with the infrastructure intact. That infrastructure might be on fire, yes.