I hate all sidekicks.

I have some shorter stories coming out in other books early next year. I might be pitching a re-vamp of Ghost Rider in the spring. We'll see.

I love doing movies, but right now, television is the way Hollywood was in the late '60s and early '70s. The dream era I would have loved to have been part of in Hollywood then is happening right now, but it's happening on television, with these big complicated story arcs and real character-driven shows and sheer ambiguity left and right.

I can't say that I ever abided nerd stereotypes: I was never alone or felt outcast.

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure.

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.