I'm still very much an atheist, except that I don't necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that's a weird thing that I'm struggling with that seems to be offending both atheists and people that are religious.

Having enough money has to go hand in hand with living in a way that you're not being a slave to your possessions.

I like to write, I like to do stand-up, I like to act.

The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.

I'm not familiar with the metric system.

There's all kinds of those moments in your life where either through a weird set of circumstances, or a song you hear, or a smell you smell, or one person says something totally out of the context without the meaning that you assigned to it, but you snap back to the way you were when you were 14 or 15. We all deal with that.

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.'