All the truly great stand-ups say, "I go onstage, and I work on jokes. The inspiration will happen while I'm doing my work." To me, in the end, the surest thing is work.

Even if you're popular, there are times when you just feel like you're not a part of things.

Somebody is going to find a way digitally that is just as innovative. In the end, the tools can change, but there is always someone who can think of something cool to do.

One of my groupies gave me a film that they made, and it ended up being amazing, so I got it shown at South by Southwest. If I can help get their stuff out there, then great.

Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.

I like to write, I like to do stand-up, I like to act.