A lot of nerds aren't aware they're nerds. A geek has thrown his hands up to the universe and gone, 'I speak Klingon - who am I fooling? You win! I'm just gonna openly like what I like.' Geeks tend to be a little happier with themselves.

George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.

I don't want to get into extended conversations with people on MySpace, because there are friends I have extended conversations with every day.

As you get older, as a comedian, and keep doing it, what you actually start to cherish on stage is not the build-up to the jokes, but how comfortable you can be in the silence and the non-laughing parts, and how long you can take the audience without a laugh to then get a huge reaction.

Having enough money has to go hand in hand with living in a way that you're not being a slave to your possessions.

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

There are times when I have to take, I call it a “silence bath,” where I shut off all of the external gadgets. I go walk around, talk to people, and just live life for a while.