I'm so beyond genre, drama, comedies, I just want to do really good, interesting projects.

It’s the method of consumption, not what’s on the plate.

I hate all sidekicks.

I would always rather shoot for something unique and fail than do a script because I feel like they're hitting all the right mainstream beats.

I update my MySpace every day, I update my Facebook fan page, but that's about the extent of it. I don't want to get into extended conversations with people on MySpace, because there are friends I have extended conversations with every day. I'm on the phone every day. There's like five people I just call and yak with every single day. And that to me is my Internet. You can replace the Internet with five really smart friends.

Any acting job that I ever got, I always treated it like I was a neophyte, I didn't know what I was doing and I was going to work just as hard as I do on my stand-up.

I grew up in such a featureless, personality-less suburb. There was nothing to push against.