I can't say that I ever abided nerd stereotypes: I was never alone or felt outcast.

George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.

Any acting job that I ever got, I always treated it like I was a neophyte, I didn't know what I was doing and I was going to work just as hard as I do on my stand-up.

I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, 'Well, I've had it with humanity.' But I was wrong.

We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe.

Even if you're popular, there are times when you just feel like you're not a part of things.

There are times when I have to take, I call it a “silence bath,” where I shut off all of the external gadgets. I go walk around, talk to people, and just live life for a while.