I can't say that I ever abided nerd stereotypes: I was never alone or felt outcast.

If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there.

Growing up there are always those kids who are only happy when they are making someone else upset. That is unfortunately just how some people are. And their parents were fine. Some people are just born with bad wiring.

I'm not familiar with the metric system.

It wasn't until I went to college and met different people from different areas of life - and then went to San Francisco and met people who really knew who the hell they were - that I kind of caught up in a hurry.

The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.

The process is to me is going onstage night after night after night after night until I get a new hour. And then once that hour is solidified and recorded, I move on.