I'm not familiar with the metric system.

The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.

I love the beginning of Magnolia, the thing about the dealer. That scene is genius. Brilliantly acted.

If you actually do cold readings, it's very close to how people actually talk, because you're experiencing these thoughts anew every moment, and trying to make them come out coherently.

I'm not familiar with the metric system.

Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term.

Beyond any role that I ever had, really early on as a stand-up, I would see actors decide to try it and they would bomb miserably. What I realized was that stand-up, acting and writing are all their own disciplines.