I don't want to get into extended conversations with people on MySpace, because there are friends I have extended conversations with every day.

One of my groupies gave me a film that they made, and it ended up being amazing, so I got it shown at South by Southwest. If I can help get their stuff out there, then great.

I've had some pretty good arguments with people, but I've never regretted it. I've had people come up where it's all emotion and no fact. That's always sad.

I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that have being doing it for so long, for so long, that they were relaxed enough to start becoming personal on stage.

We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe.

If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there.

Anything's better than Gen X which is what we got. Thanks Douglas Coupland. We sound like a team of mutant vigalantees with frosted hair and chain wallets. Actually that's not completely horrible.