I identify myself as a stand-up first. Even though lately there's been an explosion of acting on my schedule.
Patton OswaltWe need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe.
Patton OswaltIf you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.
Patton OswaltI remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, 'Well, I've had it with humanity.' But I was wrong.
Patton Oswalt