I don't want to get into extended conversations with people on MySpace, because there are friends I have extended conversations with every day.

I identify myself as a stand-up first. Even though lately there's been an explosion of acting on my schedule.

We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe.

If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.

I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, 'Well, I've had it with humanity.' But I was wrong.

The process is to me is going onstage night after night after night after night until I get a new hour. And then once that hour is solidified and recorded, I move on.

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.