I don't want to get into extended conversations with people on MySpace, because there are friends I have extended conversations with every day.

You have to be ruthless with yourself, in terms of being honest about what is working and what is not.

Having enough money has to go hand in hand with living in a way that you're not being a slave to your possessions.

This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good fried rice. I learned in college. There are two secrets - take the rice after you cook it and let it get cold in the fridge. Then cook the egg like you're making a fried egg and just before it's done, dump the rice and veg on it and swirl it around.

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.

I never said that movies were struggling behind TV. I'm just saying that movies have a better creative cache.

Wars are usually really popular with people that aren't gonna be affected by them. 'Cause it's just entertainment, and it's just weird, like, "Well, we've got to show the world that we're strong." No we don't. And by the way, that has nothing to do with you. Why are you equating yourself with that&#Array; you know what I mean?