Any comedian who tells you how dark and dangerous they are, they're not dark and dangerous.

The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.

90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on.

I never said that movies were struggling behind TV. I'm just saying that movies have a better creative cache.

Any comedian who tells you how dark and dangerous they are, they're not dark and dangerous.

I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old car. I'm gonna drive it into the ground. I enjoy what I enjoy.

MySpace is somehow more welcoming than Facebook. And Twittering, I just... Ugh. I like having radio silence. I think radio silence is an important part of any public figure's day. We haven't seen it yet, but there's going to be a generation that comes up where the new trend will be complete anonymity. It'll be cool to have never posted anything online, commented, opened a webpage or a MySpace. I think everyone in the future is going to be allowed to be obscure for 15 minutes. You'll have 15 minutes where no one is watching you, and then you'll be shoved back onto your reality show.