If I were to just focus on stand-up, I could actually, paradoxically enough, be home way more, because I would leave on a Friday, go do a couple theaters Friday, Saturday, maybe Sunday, come home.

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.'

Even if it's other people, like on MySpace pages, we're just as collective of enthusiasts now. That seems to be the world we're in.

Growing up there are always those kids who are only happy when they are making someone else upset. That is unfortunately just how some people are. Some people are just born with bad wiring.

The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No card, nothing.

We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We'd have eaten ourselves alive long ago.

I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I was able to view what I was performing myself as an art form.