I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

I'm always trying out new stuff onstage. That's where I do all my writing.

90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on.

Wars are usually really popular with people that aren't gonna be affected by them. 'Cause it's just entertainment, and it's just weird, like, "Well, we've got to show the world that we're strong." No we don't. And by the way, that has nothing to do with you. Why are you equating yourself with that&#Array; you know what I mean?

There's something kind of beautiful about that pure love of things. Like, "I'll show that I love the thing I love by hating everything else."

In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writing.

Growing up there are always those kids who are only happy when they are making someone else upset. That is unfortunately just how some people are. And their parents were fine. Some people are just born with bad wiring.