I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

You just do as many shows as you can to hone what it is you're working on.

Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term.

To get asked to do stuff like 'United States Of Tara' and 'Caprica' is terrific. I can't complain.

I identify myself as a stand-up first. Even though lately there's been an explosion of acting on my schedule.

Growing up there are always those kids who are only happy when they are making someone else upset. That is unfortunately just how some people are. Some people are just born with bad wiring.

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.