I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do.

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

As much as I know people love the method and what you can draw out of yourself, a lot of acting is very imaginative.

The apocalypse is coming, that's the one thing I like about George Bush, I really think he can get us into the ... apocalypse, like the BIBLICAL ... I really think he believes that he'll be the guy in the white hat. I think he's read the Stephen King novel The Stand a couple times, and he really thinks there's a dark man in the desert somewhere and he's gonna fight him or something.

I haven't sworn off Facebook. I'm on Facebook. There's a fan page on Facebook that I will update, but I'm on there myself under a pseudonym, because there were a lot of people able to private-message me on Facebook, and it was getting really weird. And then with MySpace, I just don't read messages. I delete everything, and I just post updates every now and then.

Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?

In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writing.