The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide than a 'More Like This' link on the internet.

George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old car. I'm gonna drive it into the ground. I enjoy what I enjoy.

You know, in Los Angeles, you're constantly in your car, you're sealed up, you're not walking around. Whereas in New York, after a while, all your stuff is kind of public, in one way or the other. I'm not saying either one of those is bad; they're both great for a very specific kind of comedian. And I'm glad that they both exist.

I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do.

I'm so beyond genre, drama, comedies, I just want to do really good, interesting projects.