Growing up there are always those kids who are only happy when they are making someone else upset. That is unfortunately just how some people are. Some people are just born with bad wiring.

Nowadays - and I don't want to make some dopey cultural statement here - everyone can be, just by existing in society, because we all have a ship that we follow. Even if it's other people, like on MySpace pages, we're just as collective of enthusiasts now. That seems to be the world we're in.

I don't want to get into extended conversations with people on MySpace, because there are friends I have extended conversations with every day.

One of my groupies gave me a film that they made, and it ended up being amazing, so I got it shown at South by Southwest. If I can help get their stuff out there, then great.

I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do.

I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, 'Well, I've had it with humanity.' But I was wrong.

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.