As much as I know people love the method and what you can draw out of yourself, a lot of acting is very imaginative.

We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe.

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.

I grew up in such a featureless, personality-less suburb. There was nothing to push against.

I'm not familiar with the metric system.

It wasn't until I went to college and met different people from different areas of life - and then went to San Francisco and met people who really knew who the hell they were - that I kind of caught up in a hurry.

This sounds like a brag, but I know how to make good fried rice. I learned in college. There are two secrets - take the rice after you cook it and let it get cold in the fridge. Then cook the egg like you're making a fried egg and just before it's done, dump the rice and veg on it and swirl it around.