There's something kind of beautiful about that pure love of things. Like, "I'll show that I love the thing I love by hating everything else."
Patton OswaltPeople will find transformation and transcendence in a McDonald's hash brown if it's all they've got.
Patton OswaltLot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term.
Patton OswaltIf you actually do cold readings, it's very close to how people actually talk, because you're experiencing these thoughts anew every moment, and trying to make them come out coherently.
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