Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?

I have a very tiny house in Burbank. I drive an 8-year-old car. I'm gonna drive it into the ground. I enjoy what I enjoy.

I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything.

If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.

If the victories we create in our heads were let loose on reality, the world we know would drown in blazing happiness.

Everything we have today that's cool comes from someone wanting more of something they loved in the past. Action figures, videogames, superhero movies, iPods: All are continuations of a love that wanted more.

Before doing my first open mic, I was sitting in the back watching all these comedians banter back and forth and fire jokes and up each other, and I thought, This is where I wanna be.