Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?

It’s the method of consumption, not what’s on the plate.

You can be an amateur and have a passion for something, but it takes a long time to actually become a professional, meaning that you can handle any situation.

I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything.

In my mind, I was always a comedian who was going to branch into writing.

There's nothing wrong with doing comedies, and I'm not against comedies, either, but I always want to do stuff that keeps me off my guard and gets me out of my comfort zone.

George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.