English is my second language. Laughter is my first.

Avoid internalizing society's sexism, racism, ageism - pick an ism, any ism.

For years, reality has been nipping at the heels of satire. Now, it's finally caught up. I don't need to make this stuff up.

As long as the government can arbitrarily decide which substances are legal and which are illegal, then those who remain behind bars for illegal substances are political prisoners

English is my second language. Laughter is my first.

People don’t like to be lectured to, but if you can make them laugh, their defenses come down, and for the time being they’ve accepted whatever truth is embedded in your humor.

Irreverence is our only sacred cow.