Since I was both an atheist and an absurdist, I had decided that the most absurd thing I could do would be to develop an intimate relationship with the God I didn't believe in.

I Used To Believe In Reincarnation, But That Was In a Past Life.

I think [audiences are] more aware now of the contradictions in mainstream culture, the phony piety that permeates society, the inhumane hypocrisy.

Pope John Paul would be more popular if he called himself Pope John Paul George and Ringo.

For years, reality has been nipping at the heels of satire. Now, it's finally caught up. I don't need to make this stuff up.

English is my second language. Laughter is my first.

I am neither for conformity nor non-conformity. I am for individuality. If one's individuality is in effect non-conformity, then so be it. But basically, one's individuality consists of conformity--to one's self.