Since I was both an atheist and an absurdist, I had decided that the most absurd thing I could do would be to develop an intimate relationship with the God I didn't believe in.

English is my second language. Laughter is my first.

Watch yourself as though you were observing a Martian.

As long as the government can arbitrarily decide which substances are legal and which are illegal, then those who remain behind bars for illegal substances are political prisoners

I Used To Believe In Reincarnation, But That Was In a Past Life.

Irreverence is our only sacred cow.

There is indeed a business like show business. It's the news.