There is indeed a business like show business. It's the news.

I think [audiences are] more aware now of the contradictions in mainstream culture, the phony piety that permeates society, the inhumane hypocrisy.

Watch yourself as though you were observing a Martian.

For years, reality has been nipping at the heels of satire. Now, it's finally caught up. I don't need to make this stuff up.

English is my second language. Laughter is my first.

Since I was both an atheist and an absurdist, I had decided that the most absurd thing I could do would be to develop an intimate relationship with the God I didn't believe in.

People don’t like to be lectured to, but if you can make them laugh, their defenses come down, and for the time being they’ve accepted whatever truth is embedded in your humor.