English is my second language. Laughter is my first.
Avoid internalizing society's sexism, racism, ageism - pick an ism, any ism.
Irreverence is our only sacred cow.
Pope John Paul would be more popular if he called himself Pope John Paul George and Ringo.
As long as the government can arbitrarily decide which substances are legal and which are illegal, then those who remain behind bars for illegal substances are political prisoners
I had become an atheist at the age of thirteen, when atomic bombs were dropped on Japan.