Irreverence is our only sacred cow.

English is my second language. Laughter is my first.

People don’t like to be lectured to, but if you can make them laugh, their defenses come down, and for the time being they’ve accepted whatever truth is embedded in your humor.

I think [audiences are] more aware now of the contradictions in mainstream culture, the phony piety that permeates society, the inhumane hypocrisy.

Avoid internalizing society's sexism, racism, ageism - pick an ism, any ism.

As long as the government can arbitrarily decide which substances are legal and which are illegal, then those who remain behind bars for illegal substances are political prisoners

I Used To Believe In Reincarnation, But That Was In a Past Life.