Irreverence is our only sacred cow.

I guess I'm a spiritual secularist, if that's not an oxymoron. My paths of secularism and spirituality are the same: I try to do the appropriate thing at each moment.

For years, reality has been nipping at the heels of satire. Now, it's finally caught up. I don't need to make this stuff up.

English is my second language. Laughter is my first.

I am neither for conformity nor non-conformity. I am for individuality. If one's individuality is in effect non-conformity, then so be it. But basically, one's individuality consists of conformity--to one's self.

I Used To Believe In Reincarnation, But That Was In a Past Life.

I think [audiences are] more aware now of the contradictions in mainstream culture, the phony piety that permeates society, the inhumane hypocrisy.