For years, reality has been nipping at the heels of satire. Now, it's finally caught up. I don't need to make this stuff up.
Paul KrassnerSince I was both an atheist and an absurdist, I had decided that the most absurd thing I could do would be to develop an intimate relationship with the God I didn't believe in.
Paul KrassnerAs long as the government can arbitrarily decide which substances are legal and which are illegal, then those who remain behind bars for illegal substances are political prisoners
Paul Krassner