Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

My following is straight. I'm so glad.