Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.