My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.

Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.