I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.