I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.

I'm used to living alone, and I like it that way. You become so selfish living alone...I'd make a terrible husband anyway.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.