I don't want affirmative action - too much affirmative, not enough action.

America has a rap sheet. You can't police the world and tell the world how to act when you're just as bad yourself.

Handshaking means, 'I don't have a weapon.'

There's always a message in my comedy.

I'm passionate about what I do. I'd be naive to be passive.

The political arena is the funniest.They [politicians] are always pretending to change, but they never change. They're the best actors and actresses in the world. They've always been hilarious since the beginning of time.

I like when people are trapped in the joke, when there's no escape. I like to lead people down the wrong path and then trap them.