You white folks see UFOs in your dreams. You don't hear about Martians in Harlem.
I'm as American as apple pie.
The political arena is the funniest.They [politicians] are always pretending to change, but they never change. They're the best actors and actresses in the world. They've always been hilarious since the beginning of time.
If you're happy with what you're doing, then you don't get bored.
I have nothing to do with racism in America; it was here when I got here.
My comedy is a nuclear bomb inside my mind. It's a weapon that's never been tested. It just blows up and flattens everybody.