No wonder circus animals do what they do: They tortured them. And you know the only ones they can't control? It's the chimpanzees. You can't control them. That's why you never see a gorilla in a movie, because the gorilla may decide there'll be no filming.

I love Obama because he is proof all black people don't look alike. Nobody every told me, 'Good morning, Mr. President.' We don't all look alike.

I'm as American as apple pie.

You know who you are. If my mother is a nun and someone comes up to me and they go, 'Your mother is a prostitute.' It is not going to bother me, because I know my mother is a nun, she's not a prostitute.

Racism is a form of insanity. Human beings became racist when they started talking. Speech has a lot to do with it.

America is racial. America was founded on race. Race is America. The code name for America is 'race.'

There's no such thing as reverse racism.