It's really important to be attentive to the people who have less - who are less fortunate than you are.

I find it hard to believe that anyone could be so curious about me that they would want to read that I wear underwear shorts with green polka dots on them.

If you have no enemies, you have no character.

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

I'd done some acting in high school. Then I went to Kenyon College and got thrown in jail and kicked off the football team. Since I was determined not to study very much, I majored in theater the last two years. Got my degree in speech; they didn't actually have a degree in theater. I graduated at two o'clock in the afternoon, and at three-thirty I was on the train for Williams Bay, Wisconsin, for summer stock, and then I did winter stock.

You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning.

The embarrassing thing is that my salad dressing is out-grossing my films.