Our marriage works because we each carry clubs of equal weight and size.
The only question I ever ask any woman is, 'what time is your husband coming home?'
The embarrassing thing is that my salad dressing is out-grossing my films.
Newman's second law: Just when things look darkest, they go black.
We've polluted the stratosphere with these chlorine and bromine compounds, and because it's now colder, and because we have this change in the climate, we're getting more ozone loss than we would have gotten in a normal year.
From salad dressings all blessings flow.