The only question I ever ask any woman is, 'what time is your husband coming home?'
I would like it if people would think that beyond Newman, there's a spirit that takes action, a heart, and a talent that doesn't come from my blue eyes.
Natural law. Sons are put on this earth to trouble their fathers.
It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
Our marriage works because we each carry clubs of equal weight and size.
It's like chasing a beautiful woman for 80 years. Finally, she relents and you say, 'I'm terribly sorry. I'm tired.'