Upstate New York in the middle of October. You can't get more beautiful than that.

The consumer mentality - we like something, what other flavor does it come in? We like that TV show, does it come in a book form? Does it come in a capsule? How about a soup?

A friend told me to listen to my heart. Another friend told me to listen to my gut. Maybe I need an autopsy, because right now my colon is kind of iffy.

She kind of reminds one of Helen. There's something very similar about Elizabeth Perkins.

There are two types of people in life - those who get it and those who don't.

You know what? The obvious is obvious for a reason.

New parents always sound like hucksters in a pyramid scheme. Anyone who has kids and then gets you to go and have kids gets a check from Huckster Headquarters.