I'm the only person I know of who's ever been pulled over for attempted speeding.

I happen to be a devout atheist. I don't believe in God. I still go to church -- I'm not a heathen. I go to an atheist church. We have crippled guys who stand up and testify that they were crippled, and they still are.

I get the first flight out from anywhere I am because I have to come home to my kids.

It is the best part of the night. The classic interactive lines are 'Where are you from? What do you do for a living?' I almost always get something interesting.

I know a little bit about handicapping. If the horse has an IV, you want to stay - away from it.

You know, in politics when you come in third, it's a win.

I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.