I have terrible short-term memory loss, which I like to think of as Presidential eligibility.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it.

The position of First Lady has no rules, just precedent, so its evolution has been at a virtual standstill for years. If Martha Washington didn't do it, then no one is sure it should be done.

I know a little bit about handicapping. If the horse has an IV, you want to stay - away from it.

I can make things, but I don't cook them, exactly. Like salmon, I can stick that in a pan. Or the other day I made noodles, but they were hard. It never occurred to me to check them; I just stopped cooking them when I felt they were ready. Really, I'm too absentminded.

I have a horrible memory and I used to consider that a liability, but I've learned along the way that talking to people is really a beautiful thing.