I have terrible short-term memory loss, which I like to think of as Presidential eligibility.
Paula PoundstoneThe mistakes that I made I made because I drank too much. I don't think that's going to happen any more. Am I going to make mistakes as a parent? Sadly, every day. I'm looking around for the perfect parent and I haven't seen one yet.
Paula PoundstoneWhen I sat down to write I just felt like a geek writing about myself. And then it dawned on me, just because of the way I am, I can't stop talking, and part of the problem is that anything that gets said reminds me of something that happened to me one time, and invariably I cut people off and talk about myself.
Paula PoundstoneAdults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas
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