I donโt believe for a second that weightlifting is a sport. They pick up a heavy thing and put it down again. To me, thatโs indecision.
Paula PoundstoneI did auditions at a club called the Comedy Connection. They wanted nothing to do with me. But one night they were doing a night of all women comics, and they invited me to do that.
Paula PoundstoneI love talking to the audience, and I must be the luckiest performer in the world. I always land something or somebody that just takes off.
Paula PoundstoneWhen I sat down to write I just felt like a geek writing about myself. And then it dawned on me, just because of the way I am, I can't stop talking, and part of the problem is that anything that gets said reminds me of something that happened to me one time, and invariably I cut people off and talk about myself.
Paula Poundstone