My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it.
Paula PoundstoneI know a little bit about handicapping. If the horse has an IV, you want to stay - away from it.
Paula PoundstoneI'll probably never have children because I don't believe in touching people for any reason.
Paula PoundstoneGay Republicans, how exactly does that work? 'We disapprove of our own lifestyle. We beat ourselves up in parking lots.
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